Barnum Circus of Freaks 2024 recap

Back for its second year, Barnum Circus of Freaks has once again proven to be something “quite different” than the typical haunts in the area.

One of the things that surprised us last year was the odd layout. Certain rooms would be passed through multiple times during the visit. For example, you might enter a space with a row of barrels separating the left and right sides. You travel down the left side early on, then later find yourself in the same room, this time walking down the other side of the barrels. You might even encounter other visitors heading the opposite direction. (This might be a good time to warn them about what they are about to encounter 😉

This year, it felt like there were more areas that did this (at least three, we think?). At least one room we must have walked through three different times. It was very disorienting since you could never tell if you were getting closer to the exit — or looping back to the start.

Clowns. So many clowns.

This haunt features a circus theme. There is creepy circus music playing throughout the building. There are plenty of clowns and other things along the way — a gorilla, a mime, the ring master, a fortune teller, etc. While some of them provide the expected jump scares, the rest seem to be there just to be creepy. There are plenty of times you find yourself walking through a pitch-black hallway with “something” following you. Many things knock on walls, or growl as you pass by.

The whole place puts you on edge as you wonder what is around the next corner. Many rooms are full of so many things you expect could jump out at you that it is hard to spot which is the actor versus the dozens of mannequins and other static figures. Several times, things we confidently “knew” were dummies would suddenly prove otherwise. Nice. Keep your head on a swivel. Some things might even be above you.

The price is what you pay.

Unlike the other haunts in the area that sell tickets online, Barnum has a $0 service fee. The $25 price they advertise is indeed $25 — tax included. That is a refreshing change, since most places charge you a few bucks for the “privilege” of buying a ticket.

In addition to the base ticket price, there is a “line skip” ticket that will put you at or near the top of the queue. For those planning on visiting multiple haunts in the same evening, this option may save you some time so you can get to the next haunt on your list. It certainly beats the old days when you could stand in line for 2-3 hours on a busy night.

Why are there no lines?

As we drove up on a Friday evening, there were only a handful of people lingering around. Why? We expected crowds on a Friday night. It turns out, they use a waiting system similar to what you might find at a restaurant. There are no timed tickets. Whether you buy your ticket online, or show up and buy at the ticket booth, you “check in” and they will add you to a texting list. You are then free to go elsewhere for a drink or a bite to eat. Or, perhaps you just want to smash some pumpkins… which is a thing they offer this year.

When it is your time to enter, you receive a text and can head back to the haunt. At the entrance they have a list of expected names and you can show your text and get in.

It’s … different.

The “no service fees,” “no standing in line,” and unusual layout make this haunt stand out from the others in the area. At one point we were stopped by a fortune teller and given something to carry with us the rest of the haunt. The whole experience was a bit surreal.

If you are expecting heavy metal, chainsaws, and folks screaming at you while they pound on walls, this is not that kind of haunt. Instead, you get a mix of long pitch black hallways (similar to what you might find in Linn’s Haunted House), black light areas, jump scares, and even some automated effects (air, electric firecrackers, bubbles, etc.). There is even an out-of-order arcade machine along the way… Read the sign.

Conclusion

Last year we described it as one of the funnest haunts we’ve been through. This year, it was even more fun.

But will it scare you? Those who find clowns terrifying are surely going to have nightmares. If you have a fear of the dark, or being lost, it should get to you. For us, we got about a dozen good jumps out of the experience, which is more than expected. We are pretty jaded at this point having already done a number of big haunts in Orlando earlier this season.

As to length, the time it took us to walk through (after entering and being told the rules) was about 18 minutes. During that time, we never ran in to another group. We were told the crew will try to hold groups in certain rooms to keep them spread out once inside the haunt. This may explain the interaction we had with the ringmaster as he pointed out various sideshow artifacts in the room he was in. Based on how fast or slow the groups are moving, your trip could take much more time. There are certainly plenty of areas where they can “hold” you for awhile, if needed.

Favorite Things

Besides the fortune teller and her “gift” to us, I think my favorite thing happened in a section of blacklight hallways. I don’t want to spoil it, but the three actors that greeted us when we first entered did something that really stood out. It made the rest of the walk through those hallways quite tense. Maybe it will get you too 😉

At a price of $25, Barnum Circus of Freaks is basically at the same price everything else around here is (not counting the more expensive multi-attraction haunts like Adventureland and Sleepy Hollow Sports Park). If you are looking for something different than the typical “heavy metal and gore” haunt, this is a fun one to check out.

We really enjoyed it and can’t wait to go through again. Maybe next weekend…

Linn’s Haunted House opening for 2024!

Per a post on the Linn’s Haunted House Facebook page, Des Moines’ older haunted house will be opening this year. They open tonight (Friday, October 18th, 2024). Here is the schedule they posted:

A fire last month caused a delay in opening, so there are only twelve nights you can crawl through this supermarket basement.

Folks, with all the issues that have been going on the past few years, and the fire this year, we are lucky to get another year to visit Linn’s. Even well-established haunts can close at any time. This year we lost Ames Haunted Forest and Tormented Souls Haunt and many still miss Ankeny Haunted Barn.

I hate to be a broken record, but, if you have fond memories of Linn’s, get out and visit them this year. This could be the very last chance you get. But let’s hope they are able to return in 2025.

Linn’s targeting Oct 18th weekend opening, possibly sooner.

I just heard from one of the Linn’s crew that they have been hard at work getting the haunt ready to open after the fire. (Which was reported as mostly water damage from the sprinkler system, and some walls that were torn down for access.)

They are expecting to be open NEXT weekend (Oct 18-19) — and there is hope they might even be able to open sometime THIS weekend. Here is their official website — be sure to check it out for the latest news:

Haunted Tunnel car wash in Altoona

The Altoona haunted car wash is back. Rocket Car Wash will once again be having their Haunted Tunnel. This year, the price is free for members, and $20 for non-members. Instead of paying $20, consider signing up for their monthly membership which will include the car wash. They have a promotion running where you can buy a month for $10, which gives you the haunted car wash as part of that deal.

As always, check with the official website for any updates or changes:

Service fees are scary

“If you don’t like it, don’t go.” This post is about one of the main reasons I don’t go to as many haunted houses as I used to. It will also address one of the main complaints I hear about the pricing I list on my site.

It wasn’t too long ago that haunted houses were in the $10-$15 price range – and that had tax included. All costs have gone up, so paying $25-$35 for a haunt doesn’t surprise me. What does surprise me is how much service fees can be.

Last year, I bought two tickets and the added taxes and fees was an extra $8.88. That was almost 15% on top of the advertised ticket price.

All of us understand “plus tax” since that since we have dealt with that our entire lives. But, all the haunts here used to just round the price up to include tax. That made sense when you were taking cash and didn’t want to have to deal with coins for change.

But today we live in a world dominated by credit cards and online sales. Online businesses save payroll for register clerks and can offer us lower prices. We have seen the downfall of many “brick and mortar” stores as the cheaper alternative – buying online with a credit card – gained popularity.

Yet, because of the extra fees to purchase online tickets, haunted houses are more expensive to buy online than buying at the “storefront.” Why do these ticket systems charge so much? Do any other types of online stores stick you with an extra fee just to buy stuff from them?

When we visited Linn’s Haunted House last year, we watched a family with kids (and their friends) drop $175 ($25 per person) to go thru. The cost is what it is. But, had there been taxes and service fees on top of that, they could have spent an additional $26.25 – more than the cost of a ticket! The fees would me like “buy seven, pay for eight” 😉

Every haunt can set their prices so what you pay is what they advertise, but they don’t. The closest we get to that is Zombie Hollow. They say they are a $20 haunt, but when you go to buy a ticket online, it is $18. After the taxes and service fees, the price $20.74. We’ll call them $20-ish. They certainly are one of the most honest of the bunch when it comes to telling folks how much it costs to go through their attraction.

“It seems like only yesterday” we had the very first local haunt to move to an online ticket system with fees. At the time, I listed the price as they posted it. I soon heard from numerous folks correcting me saying it was closer to $5 more. My site, they said, was not showing real prices.

With this in mind, I want to add a new price categories so there will be a Gate Price (if offered, which may or may not already include tax) and an Online Price (which will include taxes and service fees). This should make budgeting your Halloween excursions a bit easier.

For 2024, here are some references for pricing this upcoming Friday night:

  • Zombie Hollow – $18, but $20.74 after taxes and fees. ($2.74 extra).
  • Slaughterhouse – $35, but $40.22 after taxes and fees ($5.22 extra).
  • Sleepy Hollow Sports Park – $30, but $35.10 after taxes and fees ($5.10 extra).
  • Barnum Circus of Freaks – $25, and when I went to check out, it still said $25. Are there no fees at Barnum??? (There is an optional “Purchase Protection” of $2.13, but that’s something different.)

Just be aware that that advertised prices are not what you pay. While you may expect to pay sales tax, you may not expect to be hit with a few bucks more just for the privilege of buying a ticket 😉

And, to those of you who contact me about my “wrong prices,” I get it, and I’ll work on updating the site.

Until then…