Haunted Garage 2024 recap

Last year, we learned about a home haunt in West Des Moines called Scream Team’s Haunted Garage. Here is the video from last year:

Video from last year – Haunted Garage 2023

They did a Wild West ghost town theme, and it was quite elaborate with so many twists and turns it was hard to believe it was contained in a garage.

This year, their theme is Widow’s Manor haunted house. We visited last night and were, once again, blown away by the level of detail they crammed in to every scene.

Haunted Garage, 836 15th street, West Des Moines, IA

Admission is free, but they accept donations — a portion of which will go to the New Dawning Children’s Home in Mexico. In the video interview from this year, haunt operator Lisa Conard mentioned they were able to donate $1000 last year.

The haunted house is staffed by mostly kids – ages ranging from 6 to college age. Many of the tight scenes contain multiple actors that either try to scare you, or just let you through, depending on what you request. They describe the haunt as a “choose your own adventure” style, where you can request “no scare” if you prefer — making this a great started haunted house for young children – or “full scare”. And, full scare it was. We jumped a number of times during our 2:30 walk through the various scenes — actually, more times than we have at some of the much larger and longer commercial haunted houses in the area.

The Widow’s Manor

When you enter the “manor” you are in a highly detailed foyer or living room type space, complete with wallpaper, candles, and Victorian-style decorations. The route through the house passes through scenes such as a bathroom (pay attention to the toilet ;), “up” to the attic (our favorite scene), and several others.

Their style, when trying to be scary, is typical jump scares from banging on walls and screams, to more creepy scratches on the walls, or things moving that clearly shouldn’t move. Most actors are completely “invisible” — until you see a pair of arms reaching out towards you, or something that might have been a large doll in a display that turns out to be a creepy child 😉

At two points in the haunt, it becomes a minor “escape room” experience. I am ashamed to admit I had to get help from the actor to figure out how to exit the first room. Very clever stuff.

There are a few steps up and down, and a place where you can go down a ramp, or walk down steps to the side if you prefer. I suspect the ramp is designed to be a sort slide for children, since it was quite squishy and ended I a very padded area.

As adults, we both went through separately and had no problem navigating the small, tight places. While they design the haunt so even a pre-schooler could go through it (you’d probably want to ask for the “no scare” walk through version), we both found it a fun short experience as brave adults.

Crafts and Treats, too.

In addition to the walk through haunted house, there is a room next door full of tables with crafts for kids to do.

The craft room.

They also provide snacks and treats, including hot cocoa and cider. Friends and neighbors contribute labor and product for this, but free-will donations are accepted, of course.

Snacks and treats for the kids.

There is also outside seating by a fire pit. This is a great spot to sit for a few minutes while waiting for your kids to go through (if you are too chicken to go with them), or for them to wait with a designated chicken while you go through 😉

Outdoor seating by a cozy fire.

We had a wonderful time during our visit, and found everyone we interacted with super nice. (With the exception of the actors inside who did their best to terrorize us, of course!)

This year’s Haunted Garage is open for six nights, one of which has already passed:

  • October 25-26-27, 2024 – 6pm to 9pm
  • October 30-31-Nov 1, 2024 – 6pm to 8pm

The address is 836 15th street , West Des Moines, IA. It is a residential area, but we had no problem finding a parking spot and walking up the block to the house. Please be respectful to the neighbors and don’t block any driveways. We are told the neighbors are all wonderful and supportive, so let’s all try to keep that way.

With some haunted houses costing $30 or more these days, taking the kids out for some Halloween fun can be quite the investment. Home haunts are a great way to get some scary fun without breaking the bank… But if you go, consider dropping in a donation in to the manor’s mail box, or sending Lisa Conard a donation via Venmo:

Venmo donations appreciated.

We can’t wait to see what they do next year. Our only clue is that it might involve knights and a draw bridge.

Here is the video from this year:

Haunted Garage 2024

Maybe we’ll see you there!

Tommy Express Tunnel of Terror 2024 video

The Tunnel of Terror haunted car wash will be this Friday and Saturday (October 25-26, 2024) at Tommy’s Express West Des Moines. For $25, you get your car washed while folks try to scar you. Plus, they give you a code you can use for 30 days of free car washes (which normally cost almost $25 to buy without the chainsaws and clowns chasing you.)

UPDATE: Re-uploaded to correct some pricing of the car wash packages.

Tommy’s Express Tunnel of Terror 2024

Are spook houses still a thing?

When I was young, the term “Spook House” was quite common. The Wikipedia even has an entry for “Spook House” but it just redirects to the entry for “Haunted House.”

The term “spook” has many meanings. I hear it used often when referring to a “spy”. Unfortunately, it also is a racial slur. I had assumed that it was because of this slur that the term “spook house” had gone away. Yet, all over the internet the past few years I see references to “spooky season.” If the word is bad, it apparently becomes fine if we add a “y” to the end. (The same cannot be said for “gypsy.” Some consider that to be a slur as well, including using the term “gyp.” In that case, either form is considered wrong.)

Have you ever seen a “spook house?” If so, where and when? Please leave a comment.

Houses versus Attractions

The best way to make sure potential customers can find you is to have an easy to remember name. If they don’t know your name yet, having a descriptive name helps greatly. Thus, if you have a haunted house called “The Gates of Hell,” anyone searching for a good “haunted house” will only find you if you use that term somewhere on your site/pages.

Having a name that includes the word “haunted” certainly helps — folks looking for a “haunted house” might be shown places called “haunted woods,” “haunted trail,” “haunted forest” or “haunted car wash.”

So I ask … would anyone these days search for a “spook house?” Perhaps that is why everything (at least around here) has consolidated to be “haunted.”

And this also might be why The Slaughterhouse lists a longer name when you see it online: The Slaughterhouse haunted attraction. Ever try searching for “slaughterhouse iowa?” I have a news alert for that term, and about 95% of the results are for something happening at an actual animal slaughterhouse around here 😉

And that makes me wonder: Does anyone search for “haunted attraction?” In all my years running this site, I don’t know if I have ever seen that show up in a search term that led someone to my site.

Disney theme parks were famous for saying “we don’t have rides, we have attractions.” I think that makes them sound fancier, and maybe that’s why so many new haunted houses do it. Slaughterhouse certainly is fancier than any other haunted house around here.

But if I hear of a “haunted car wash attraction,” we might need to have a discussion…

Until next time…

Barnum Circus of Freaks tickets

Here is a look at this year’s Barnum Circus of Freaks ticket. They are one of the few haunted houses in the area that gives you a physical ticket.

The backside of the ticket has a $1 off offer for a drink at the nearby Maggie’s Rumble Room. They also hand out an additional micro-flyer advertising $30 off a tattoo at Arick Reese Art & Tattoos if you show them your ticket stub.

Linn’s Haunted House 2024 video

We caught up with the crew at Linn’s Haunted House on opening night, just before they started letting guests in. Opening season was delayed by two weeks after a September fire set of sprinklers and caused much water damager. Opening night was delayed about an hour while they finished up some work in the “clown room.”

October 18, 2024 – Video interview with Debbie of Linn’s Haunted House. This was their opening night. A small fire caused water damage from the sprinkler system and delayed their opening by two weeks.